Your Whoser guys as Cabaret Dancers. I love this gifset more than I should.
An elderly gentleman called the reference desk this afternoon.
Man: “Are you a librarian?”
Me: “Yes, I am. How can I help you?”
Man: “Well, I need some help researching an old painting in my house. Before I tell you about it, would you like to know who referred me to you?”
A man just brought a box of wet books to the desk.
Man: “I have a box of books to donate!”
Me: “But. Are they…wet?”
Man: “Yeah, sorry about that. I thought you could dry them off and sell them.”
Man: This plug must not be working. My computer won’t start up.
Me: Is your computer turned on?
Man: It won’t listen to me (he sprinkles powder over his computer, waving his hands, and muttering…an incantation!?!). Ok, now everything’s ok.
Me (walking slowly backwards): Emmm…
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
Onward to Amelia Peabody’s adventures in “The Hippopotamus Pool”! As always, I “heart” Barbara Rosenblat’s narrating!! :-)
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
Colin pulling out a big nose joke again, resurfacing years of it from WLIIA.